im in love with a stripper

So wanna hear some funny shit? Nessa's mom took us to a fucking strip club. Definitely an experience. So it was me, Nessa, some other girl, Nessa's mom and her mom's boss. Free drinks alll nighttt hahaha. So it was real awkward at first and I can't really remember much xD but I remember fucking tequila shots and tequila sunrise one after another. We got wastedd dude haha and her mom was like you don't know me. Fucking giving us bills to stick in bras and shit I was like wtffff. 14 yrs I know her mom never once had she been so awesome. Her boss is hot as shit too haha. Strippers are people too. Haha Family Guy. Anyway, so a pimp definentky asked me to be a dancer and I was like no thank youuu. And he's like you can make some extra cash, I'll buy you a drink and I was like I'm rich Thanks. Haha. Meanwhile Nessa's pretending to be my girlfriend xD. The strippers are so nice though. I hate seeing good people do shit like that ugh, I could never. But yeah, So Nessa's hand was violated xD. Our view was violated, I got a lap dance Nessa got half a lap dance. xD and, the cutest piece of shit stripper was there. She was fucking cute as hell. Probaly the tinest one there too and she had her eye on me all night. Well, most of them did but she had my eye too hahaha. Apparently I was so drunk I kissed her lol, but -shrugs. Atleast it wasnt the fatass bunny right xD. Well, When we left She gave me her number xD. I wanna like take her home and cook her dinner. Fuck that dirty shit :[ she's too pretty for that. But yeah, Drunk as fuck about to pass out destination your mothers couch xD. I went home and passed the fuck out. Haga Olay. xDD and ugh. I'd go again xD.